Archive for May, 2010
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Thursday, May 27th, 2010Ben Nelson Knows About the Holograms
Thursday, May 20th, 2010
Sen. Ben Nelson (D-NE), image from Google search
This is Sen. Ben Nelson, a congenial old Democrat from Nebraska. Many of us got to know him over the summer and into the fall when he refused to support health care reform.
This is Nelson explaining to a reporter why he isn’t going to vote on a proposal to cap ATM fees:
“I’ve never used an ATM, so I don’t know what the fees are,” Nelson said, adding that he gets his cash from bank tellers, just not automatic ones. “It’s true, I don’t know how to use one.
“But I could learn how to do it just like I’ve … I swipe to get my own gas, buy groceries. I know about the holograms.”
By “holograms,” Nelson clarified that he meant the bar codes on products read by automatic scanners in the checkout lanes at stores such as Lowe’s and Menard’s.
“I go and get my own seating assignment on an airplane,” Nelson said. “I mean, I’m not without some skills. I just haven’t had the need to use an ATM.”
Thank you, Senator. And thank you Alex Balk, as usual.
Today in Inflated Numbers
Thursday, May 20th, 2010- A one-bed room new construction in Bushwick, six or seven minutes walk from the nearest train, is priced at $296,000. [38Wilson]
- While the actual cost an ATM transaction costs around 36¢ to conduct, the average fee at an ATM is $2, with some banks charging as much as $5 at some of their machines. [myFOXny]

