Archive for August, 2008

All I’m Saying Is

Friday, August 22nd, 2008

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If I had to, I would marry Jenny Lewis.

And sometimes, when you’re on,
You’re really fucking on. 
And your friends, they sing along,
And they love you.

But the loads are so extreme,
That the good seems fucking cheap,
And it teases you for weeks
In its absence.

But you’ll fight and you’ll make it through,
You’ll fake it if you have to.
And you’ll show up with a smile.

You’ll be better and you’ll be better smarter,
And more grown up and a better daughter,
Or son and a real good friend.

You’ll be awake, you’ll be alert,
You’ll be positive though it hurts,
And you’ll laugh and embrace all your friends.

You’ll be a real good listener,
You’ll be honest, you’ll be brave,
You’ll be handsome, you’ll be beautiful.

You’ll be happy.

Street Note

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

I have to say that this ad campaign makes me want to watch Gossip Girl.

Journal Number One

Saturday, August 16th, 2008


Old List / Bathroom Scratch

I Mean Business

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

So, listen. I got business cards. But fuck you, I wouldn’t have even gotten them if there had not been several occasions in the past weeks where I needed to like, give them to people. As it happens, they look pretty good. But I’ll also be honest and say that this is trial number two. Even though is costs more, use Modern Postcard for your various self-promotion needs because anything you order from VistaPrint will look like a butthole.

MOTHER OF COCKS. Don’t leave me comments telling me that I left the .com off my email address. I just noticed and I’m not happy about it. And I blame you.

The Hottest New Shit

Saturday, August 9th, 2008

Bryan

 

 

Nintendo

The Ali Malone Japanese Radio Experience

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008

I got to Ali Malone’s opening at SVA’s Westside Gallery a little too late. Everyone was gone and there was no evidence of refreshments or anything. Ali was still there though, so I said go to her and checked out the work, which looked great. She also had a Blurb book there, and that looked fantastic, almost better than the prints, I thought. She told me that the days of the protfolio were over. “There’s no point when for $40 you can make a book” that you can leave with people. She has a good point, especially for a person who’s whole purpose in like is to make books about things. Kind of a bummer considering I just spent $700 on a printer. But oh well! My prints will look sick all the same.

So then, walking out of the gallery in the direction of New York Burger Co., I got jumped by a tiny little Japanese reporter who asked me if I was an artist. I said yes (though that always seems a little fradulent) and she asked me of I knew Murakami. I said I did. Then she asked me if I would mind being asked some questions for Japanese radio. I said I would answer her questions but couldn’t garauntee I would know what I was talking about. She took out a recorder, had me identify myself to the nation of Japan, and asked me what I thought about Murakami. As it happens, I don’t really care about him, but I said something about how it’s interesting to see how different cultures manifest themselves in pop art. Then she asked me why I thought Murakami had gotten so big in the US. I have no idea why this is the case, but I gave her an answer anyway, which, I think, was something about the global art market hungering for more work than ever. She seemed satisfied. I’m pretty sure that whenever that thing airs, all Tokyo’s more artistically inclined cab drivers are going to think I’m a real idiot.

In other news, I just got an insane new scanner and new printer. Let the rescanning and apartment decorating begin!

Link’d

Friday, August 1st, 2008

I just added these fine fellows to my little link list. It was nice to meet you guys.

<3
Geoffrey Ellis / Sad Kids
Tim Briner / Have You Seen My Dynamite
Jon Feinstein
<3 

If you or anyone you know would like to be on there, just say so.

Very Short Story No. 1

Friday, August 1st, 2008

Untitled, 2008

I gave her my favorite t-shirt. Of course, she lost it.