Don’t Pack Light


Wash­ing­ton, 2007

We Wasser­stroms attend Syra­cuse Uni­ver­sity com­mence­ment every year even though we haven’t sent a stu­dent through there in decades because there is such a thing there as the Wasser­strom Award for Some­thing or Other set up in mem­ory of my grand­fa­ther and my grand­mother really likes us to be there when it’s given out. I’ve never been before because I until now I’ve had the lux­ury of not liv­ing above the Mason-​​Dixon line. Now that I’m here in the City I don’t really have an excuse, so off I go. Not that I’m nto per­fectly happy to do it, you know, my grand­mother, who is 86, is always pretty hilar­i­ous dur­ing these fam­ily things. 

The only rea­son I haven’t left for the air­port yet is because I have to wait for the clean­ers down the block to open at 7 so I can get my nice clothes. (My grand­mother has sug­gested that I “look nice” about 500 sep­a­rate times, in phone calls and in emails.) So, I’m sit­ting here pon­der­ing my trip, ini­ti­at­ing all the scrab­u­lous games that will have to keep me enter­tained all week­end and, of course, pack­ing. And so I have this kind of funny real­iza­tion. My bag of gear eclipses my bag of clothes and what­ever but like 100%. It’s big­ger. It weighs more. 

I’ve basi­cally brought the same shit with me on trips for the past year or so, though there are a cou­ple recent addi­tions that, out of con­text, seem pretty crazy. I’ll start with the nor­mal stuff though.

  • Mix and match com­bi­na­tion of cam­eras depend­ing on length of trip, type of trip etc, but not usu­ally fewer than 2.
  • Film
  • Com­puter
  • Var­i­ous cords and chargers
  • Cell­phone tap
  • Dig­i­tal recorder
  • Between 1 – 3 New Yorker magazines
  • Mobile broad­band card
  • Sketch­book
  • Draw­ing pens

That’s the real list. I’m not even kid­ding about any of it. And all of this shit fits neatly into one of those camera-​​and-​​computer bag/​backpack type of things, and I carry it all on with me lest things get man­han­dled or bro­ken. I often have to stand shoe­less at secu­rity, explain­ing what var­i­ous things are, that this is not a video cam­era, it’s a still cam­era, it’s not dig­i­tal so I can’t turn it on, etc.

You may be won­der­ing why I need a cell­phone tap and accom­pa­ny­ing recorder when I travel, or, per­haps, why I would need these items at all. Broadly speak­ing, I need them for the same rea­son I need the sketch­book and the var­i­ous back issues of the New Yorker: I get ambi­tious when I travel. When I travel, I expect to use the extra time sit­ting on planes and in air­ports, wait­ing out delays, etc, to do all the things I’ve been mean­ing and want­ing to do but haven’t had the time or incli­na­tion in the midst of the daily grind.

So the tap and recorder. There are all these sto­ries I have bounc­ing around in my head that, if I actu­ally get around to writ­ing them, could be sold to any one of the news sites I’ve writ­ten for in the past cou­ple years. So they’re for all the phone inter­views I would con­duct doing the report­ing for these stories.

  • Total num­ber of poten­tial inter­views: 23
  • Total num­ber of trips I’ve brought the record­ing equip­ment on: 4
  • Total num­ber of Inter­views con­ducted: 0

But, you know, maybe this time will be the time. Any­way, I have to go to the clean­ers and then get to JFK. Talk soon.