The New Paper Route

© Greg Wasserstrom

In today’s New York Times Sun­dayStyles sec­tion, there is a pretty inter­est­ing arti­cle about two teenage boys (14 and 15) who work as paparazzi in Los Ange­les. When I was 15, I started work­ing part time at a record store, and that was viewed by my mother and her friends as being highly ambi­tious. These kids are are amazing.

His fel­low pho­tog­ra­phers had barely taken notice of Lady Vic­to­ria Her­vey, a British socialite and sta­ple of the Eng­lish press, when Blaine dashed out in front, get­ting the shot. And unlike the other paparazzi, he didn’t have to shout her name to get her attention.

You are so young!” Lady Vic­to­ria exclaimed amid the bar­rage of flash­ing strobes. “You should be in bed. Where are your parents?”

It’s peo­ple like these that cause me to won­der if, at 22, I’m com­pletely passed my prime? Has my ship sailed? Has my train left it’s metaphor­i­cal station?

I’m face­book­ing these guys, and next time I’m out in LA, I’m gonna roll out with them. And not because I have any desire to do what they do — or at least, the way that they do it. If you’ve ever read one of my artist state­ments (Why would you have? I never post them on the site because I sort of hate artist state­ments), you know that I’m obsessed with pop cul­ture. Not in a Cult of Celebrity kind of way, but like a Cult of Cult of Celeb­trity kind of way: I’m fas­ci­nated by the peo­ple and insti­tu­ions that exist to wor­ship celebrity (or pol­i­tics, or high soci­ety, or whatever).

The fact that some entrepreneurial-​​minded kid­dos saw an oppor­tu­nity as paprazzi instead of, say, dog­walk­ers or land­scap­ers or some­thing says loads about Amuhrica. What a country!


© Greg Wasserstrom